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Saturday, July 9, 2016

Root cause analysis, quality issue!

The 'root cause' analysis.??   You bet!!


A Management lecturer was talking about "Quality".


Lecturer : We all know Lord Ram went to spend 14 years in forest and Sita was kidnapped because of a "quality issue".


Student : How is this anything to do with quality?


Lecturer : Tell me why did Sita go to forest with Ram ?


Student : Because she was his wife and respected his every decision.


Lecturer : OK but why did Ram go to forest ?


Student : Because his father Dasharatha told him to do so and he never disobeyed his father.


Lecturer : OK why did Dasharatha send his son to forest ?


Student : Dasharatha offered his wife (Kaikeyi) two boons , and she chose to make use of them in the future.

And she wanted her son to be king, so on the day of Rama's crowning,

she asked Dasharatha to send Rama to forest and crown her son; reminding him of his promised boons.



Lecturer : So why did Dasharatha offer his wife two boons ?


Student : Because during a military campaign against Sambarasura, the wheel of  Dasharatha's chariot broke and Sambarasura's arrow pierced the King's armor.

She nursed the wounded King back to health.

Touched by her courage and timely service, Dasharatha offered her two boons.


Lecturer: Hence Proved. The quality of Chariot's wheel was not up to the mark .. leading to kidnapping of Sita...!!!!


[So, the Quality is very important and if the quality of Chariot's wheel was good, the Ramayana wouldn't have happened!]

[Root Cause Analysis]

Wednesday, February 3, 2016

Mom and dad...

ડોલરીયા દેશ માં રહેતી દિકરી દેશ માં રહેતા માતા પિતા ને મળવા બોલાવે છે. . પિતા ને મુંઝવણ થાય છે કે શું લઇ જવું. . ત્યારે દિકરી પત્ર લખે છે...
વિદેશ વસતા બાળકો (તમામ લોકો ) ને યાદ કરી આંખ નો ખુણો ભીનો કરવા ની મોસમ જેવું સુંદર કાવ્ય ...

  કુંવરબાઇનું મામેરું

દીકરી ના આવ્યા હોંશીલા તેડા..

યુ.એસ.જાવાના કંઇ કર્યા કોડ..

મનમાં ઉગી મીઠી એક મૂંઝવણ,

લઇ શું જાવું દીકરી માટે?

નથી ત્યાં ક્શી યે ખોટ. સાયબી છલકે દોમદોમ……

ત્યાં કુંવરબાઇ ના મામેરા સમ .

લિસ્ટ આવ્યું લાંબુલચક…..!!.

અહીં ઝળહળતા પ્રકાશ ના ધોધ માં,

આંખ્યુ જાય અંજાય...

માટી ના કોડિયા ની મીઠી રોશની લાવજો,

ને વળી તુલસીકયારાની મઘમઘતી મંજરી..

હ્લ્લો ને હાય માં અટવાતી રહી,

જેશ્રીક્રુશ્ણ ના નાદ બે-ચાર લાવજો.

લાવજો છાબ ભરી કોયલના ટહુકા,

ને ઉષા ના પાલવમાંથી ઉગતા-

સૂરજ નો રાતોચોળ રંગ……..

ગોકુળ ની ગલીઓનો ગુલાલ અને,

'રજ વનરાવનની લાવજો…

ખોવાઇ ગયેલ જાત ને જોઇ શકું,

આયનો એવો એક લાવજો..

ગુણાકાર-ભાગાકાર કરી કરી,

ગણિત થઇ ગયું હવે પાકું,

ડોલરિયા આ દેશમાં…

વહાલના સિક્કા બે-ચાર વીણી લાવજો.

'કેમ છો બેટા'?કોઇ ન પૂછતું ભીના કંઠે,

આંસુ લૂછવાને ટીસ્યુ નહી,પાલવ તારો લાવજો.

સગવડિયા આ પ્રદેશ માં ..

લાવજો હાશકારી નવરાશ,

ને છાંટજૉ કુટુંબમેળા ના કંકુછાંટણા………..

મસમોટા આ મારા મકાન ને..

ઘર બનાવવાની રીતો જરુર લાવજો,

ઉપરથી તો છઇએ લીલાછમ્મ..

પણ મૂળિયાં તો એની માટી ને તરસે…..

પરફયુમ –ડીઓ નહીં.

ભીની માટી ની ભીનાશ ભરી લાવજો

થોડું લખ્યું ,જાજું કરી વાંચજો,

વેલાવેલા આવી હેતના હલકારા આલજો..-

-unknown

Tuesday, February 2, 2016

Love is ..

Whats falling in love all over again?

@mitali: hey mihir, was that Ferrari or Mustang....

Mihir: :-D

Monday, February 1, 2016

Leadership lessons.....



Learn about Leadership ... from a group of wolves; 3 in front are old and sick, they walk in front to set the pace of the running group lest they get left behind; 5 behind are the strongest and best, they are tasked to protect the front side if there is an attack; the 'citizens' in the midst, protected from any attack; 5 behind are the strongest and best, they are tasked to protect the back side if there is an attack; The last one is the Leader; He ensures that 'no one is left behind' and 'all keep stay one-on pack'; He is always ready to run in any direction to order 'protect and serve' to the 'bodyguard' group .. This what its called GOOD LEADERSHIP ..

Make sure the whole pack stays alive and protects each other ~

copied from Facebook https://www.facebook.com/nitinanand31?fref=photo

Thursday, January 28, 2016

Licence for bicycle india 1930

What an amazing thing. India had bicycle licences issued during early 19th century.

Sunday, January 24, 2016

મિત્રોના નામની યાદી ખમીસના ખીસામાં હતી......જે કોઈ નજીક આવ્યું, પૂછી બેઠું, "આ કયું અત્તર વાપરો છો?"..!!

મિત્રોના નામની યાદી ખમીસના ખીસામાં હતી......જે કોઈ નજીક આવ્યું, પૂછી બેઠું, "આ કયું અત્તર વાપરો છો?"..!!

Tuesday, January 19, 2016

Trust comes by foot, but leaves on horse....
 - unknown

Wednesday, January 13, 2016

Bombay... aka Mumbai life!

My best teacher is Bombay ��
@ Bombay Taught Me : Whether you are a millionaire or a ragpicker you must love Samosa pav / Sandwich / Vadapav

@ Bombay Taught Me : nothing is more important in your life than Money.! Whether you’re alive or dead.!

@ Bombay Taught Me: It makes a lot of difference to catch a 8.55am local than to catch 9.05am local

@ Bombay Taught Me : How to behave, how to tackle problems, how to make friends in just 10mins, how to behave at Global Stage.

@ Bombay Taught Me : distance is measured in time and not KM

@ Bombay Taught Me :There will always be someone to share the first drop of Monsoon or a pipping hot bhutta with at Marine Drive

@ Bombay Taught Me : that if you can survive this city you can survive the world

@ Bombay Taught Me : that there is a vast difference between people traveling in Western, Central and Harbour line

@ Bombay Taught Me : there is something called 0.5 BHK, and you may not afford it.

@ Bombay Taught Me: how to talk to strangers without feeling awkward

@ Bombay Taught Me : that problems can’t be solved easily but can be kept away for a while by contemplatively sitting near sea

@ Bombay Taught Me :we can have bus friend, train friend, office friend, mohalla friend not only just school or college friend

@ Bombay Taught Me : to fight n never give up in life

Love U Bombay ��������