Hey guyz,
I realised that I read T-Shirt quotes on The Times of India everyday and several other resources. So thought may be its a good idea to put them together here .... what say ....
here we go .... Hope you like it .....

A hangover is the wrath of grapes :P

When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance :(

If the music is too loude, then you're too old!! :D

I dont get even..... I get odder.... ;)

Everyone is entitled to my opinion!!

Lets get married!!
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Seperately [;)]

You may be recognised soon. So hide.

Have a nice day....somwhere else!!

I may not be perfect, but I'm all I got!!
Hard work has a future payoff, laziness pays off NOW!!!

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me!!
People like you are the reason people like me need medication!!

Sorry, I don't date outside my species...

Adults are just kids who owe money!!!

Love is blind, I guess that's why no body sees it!

Inflexibility is the hallmark of the tiny mind...
I get enough excercise just pushing my luck!