TWO-LINE RHYME

SOME COMPETITION ASKED FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THELEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE
This is the winner:-

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

I thought that I could love no other --
that is until I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe “'Go to hell.”'

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts tequila, one part lime

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M-Monday, T-Tuesday, and then the week itself says WTF !!!

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Quotes

Sometimes something about someone does something to some of us .... to sum it up; somewhere something is wrong with someone ... :D I dont know what the hell does it mean but i just wrote somthing ... :D lol!!

- Mihir Sangani

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Monday: Ideal way to test your patience.... why/how ? f'kin hell .... 5 days to go before weekend :((

- Mihir Sangani

New Beginning..........2

Sales, Marketting, Web Development, Business planning, Financial Budgets, Brand Development, Resource management .... bloody hell .. big words .. absolutely tiresome meetings .... and a screwed up weekend ..... that's what it is .... yeah ... the new beginning .....

Business doesn't come easy does it???? and Goals are never easy to achieve ......

I'm on track though [;)]

My mantra!!

Roti, kapda, aur makaan ain' basic needs; dukaan is. If u have dukaan u can get the rest easy peasy!!

- Mihir Sangani