Why cant I think of my own one line quotes???

- A quote by Mihir Sangani

Life everyday is a slope.......

- Mihir Sangani

I find it good to take a 2nd opinion .... I cant be right all the time

- Mihir Sangani

Internet and Gold ....... and our lives ....

Between 1750 - 1900 ... the gold prices did not change by more than a penny ...... and between 1995 - 2010 it multiplied

interesting fact .... what 150 years of british empire could not do ... we did it in just 15 years of libralization hmm intresting or lets just say internet era

so internet fucked up the prices, bought global slowdown, bout IT jobs for us ..... and fucked our lives ...... and every single thing u need is expensive where as every single thing ou can do without but its a "want" is avaialble for cheaper than earlier .....

so tell me now ..... would you call internet a revolution or fuckolution ?

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Life is a take-away meal!!!!!

- Mihir Sangani

Happy New Year!!!

Happy New Year!!!!!!

Gujarati Quote

"જીવન માં એટલી બધી ભૂલો ના કરવી કે પેન્સિલ પેહલા જ રબર ઘસાઈ જાય !!."

New Beginning..........3

Things have gone south ..... too difficult to go ahead. But I am determined get kick started ... may be 3 - 4 months later ???? lets see ......

good I need luck!!!!!

TWO-LINE RHYME

SOME COMPETITION ASKED FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THELEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE
This is the winner:-

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

I thought that I could love no other --
that is until I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe “'Go to hell.”'

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts tequila, one part lime

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M-Monday, T-Tuesday, and then the week itself says WTF !!!