T-Shirt Quotes

Sorry I dont date outside my species!!

How do you keep and idiot amused? Watch this message until it goes away!!

See no evil, Hear no evil, Date no evil!!!

Some day, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject ;)

If i could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together :D

I am in shape... Round is a shape isn't it ? lolz!!!!

Note: The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the starts!!

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder!!