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Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Quotes

# Sign on a railway station at Dadar :
Aana free, jaana free,

pakde gaye to khana free.

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# Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay :

Don't whistle at the girl going out from here.

She may be your grandmother!

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# Seen on a bulletin board:

Success is relative

More the success, more the relatives.

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# Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay :

we need your heads to run our business.

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# A traffic slogan:

Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough - or else they never will be.....

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#THE BEST ONE :

Its God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations

It's our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god."

- Indian Armed Forces -

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Monday, March 17, 2008

Once all the scientists die and go to heaven. They decide to play hide-n-seek

Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den...........He is supposed to count upto 100...and then start searching.....

Everyone starts hiding except Newton.........

Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein.

Einstein's counting 1,2,3......97,98,99.....100........ He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front........

Einstein says "newton's out..newton's out....."

Newton denies and says "I am not out........I am not Newton......"

All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton.

Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m squared.....

That makes me Newton per meter squared......

since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT.......! ,_

Friday, March 7, 2008

Mihir Sangani search results

Mihir Sangani

Hey... let me see if this works ... I am trying to optimize the search pattern so if someone will put a name Mihir Sangani in google .. should be able to reach this page ... which is designed by mihir sangani and written by mihir sangani and also edited by mihir sangani now i have written this name more time ... i.e. mihir sangani to optimise search .. lolz.... now u guyz are gonna kill me if i write mihir sangani any more ... right ... ????

i guess i should start writing mihirsangani together without the space ... lets see if it works ... i m not sure if mihirsangani together is good or mihir sangani seperate is good


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Wednesday, March 5, 2008

GENERAL MOTORS WEIGHT LOSS DIET*

The following diet and health program was developed for the employees and the dependants of General Motors Inc.The program was developed in conjunction with the grant from the US Department of Agriculture and the . It was first tried at the Johns Hopkins Research Centre and was approved for distribution by the Board of Directors of General Motors Corporation at a general meeting on August 15, 1995. General Motors Corporation wholly endorsed this program and is making it available to all employees and families. This program will be available at all General Motors Food service facilities.

Food and Drug Administration

It is the management’s intention to facilitate a welfare and fitness program for everyone. This program is designed for a target weight loss of 5-6 Kgs. per week. It

will also improve your attitude and emotions because of its systematic cleansing effects. The effectiveness of this seven day plan is that the foods eaten burn more calories than they give to the body in caloric value. This plan can be used as often as you like to without any fear of complications. It is designed to flush your system of impurities and give you a feeling of well being. After seven days you will begin to feel lighter by atleast 10 pounds. You will have an abundance of energy and an improved disposition. During the first seven days you must drink 10 glasses of water each day.

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DAY ONE

All fruits except bananas. Your first day will consists of all fruits you want. It is suggested you consume lost of watermelon and cantaloupe.

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DAY TWO

All vegetables. You are encouraged to eat until you are stuffed with all the new and cooked vegetables of your choice. There is no limit on the account or type. Avoid oil and coconut while cooking vegetables. Have large boiled potato for breakfast.

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DAY THREE

Any mixture of fruits and vegetables of your choice. Any amount, any quantity. No bananas yet and no potatoes today.

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DAY FOUR

Bananas and milk. Today you will eat as many as eight bananas and drink three glasses of milk. You can also have I bowl of vegetables soup.

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DAY FIVE

Today is a feast day. You will eat 1 cup of rice. You also have to eat six whole tomatoes and drink 12 glasses of water today to cleanse your system of the excess uric acid you will be producing.

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DAY SIX

Today is another all vegetables day. You must eat 1 cup of rice today and eat all the vegetables you want cooked and uncooked to your hears content.

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DAY SEVEN

Today your food intake will consist of 1 cup rice, fruit juice and the vegetables you care to consume. Tomorrow morning you will be five to eight kgs. lighter than 1 week ago. If you desire further weight loss, repeat the program again. Repeat the program as often as you like, however, it is suggested that you rest for three days before every yepetition. You have your system under control now and it will thank you for all the purging and cleansing you just gave it. Even more than a diet program it is good to follow this diet once in a while to clean your digestive system and remove toxic substances that have a accumulated in the system.

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ADDITIONAL COMMENTS

The most important element of the program is the 10 tall glasses of water a day. You can also flavour the water will some lemon to make the drink easier. While on the program, take only black coffee and never more than one teaspoon of oil. Preferably do not use oil because the high calorific content. No fruit juices before day seven. Here is what happens to you body while you are on this program and how and why it works.

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Day 1: You are preparing your system for the upcoming program. Your only source of nutrition is fresh fruits. Fruits are nature’s perfect food. They provide everything you can possibly want to sustain life except total balance and variety.

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Day 2: Starts with a fix complex carbohydrates in the form of a boiled potato. This is taken in the form of a boiled potato and taken in the morning to provide energy and balance. The rest of the day too consists of vegetables which are virtually calories

free and provide essential nutrients and fibre.

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Day 3: Eliminates the potato because you get your carbohydrates from fruits. Your system is now prepared to start burning excess pounds. You will have cravings, which should start to diminish by day four.

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Day 4: Bananas and milk. You are in for a surprise. You probably will not be able to eat all the bananas allowed. But they are there fore the potassium you have lost and the sodium you may have missed the last three days. You will notice a definite loss of desire for sweets and you will be surprised at how easy this day will go.

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Day 5: Rice and tomatoes. The rice is for the carbohydrates and the tomatoes are for the digestion and the fibre. Lots of water purifies your system. You should notice colourless urine today. Do not feel you have to eat one cup rice, you may eat less. But

you may eat six tomatoes.

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Day 6: It is similar to five. Vitamins and fibre from the vegetables and carbohydrates from the rice. By now your system is in a total weight loss inclination. There should be a noticeable difference in the way you look today compared to day one.

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Day 7: You may celebrate with champagne. You may also have white wine instead of champagne, but in al practical programs, and in all surveys done to measure the success of the program, General Motors employees have always preferred champagne to white wine.

Motor than one cup of coffee with milk is especially forbidden. Milk and oil add empty calories to your diet. Avid coffee lovers can console themselves with black coffee. However, after the first week, it will help your digestion and set your stomach. The key think to remeb4er is that if you are hungry at any time, then you are not following the diet correctly.Almost all people give up the diet when they are hungry because of dieting. The secret of this program is that you should never hungry. If it is a vegetable day, eat so much vegetables so that you are never hungry. If it is a fruits day, eat so much fruits that you are never hungry. You may be bored of eating vegetables all day, but you should not be hungry. You can take any amount of General Motors wonder soup on any day.

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GENERAL MOTORS WONDER SOUP

The following soup is intended as a supplement to your diet. It can be eaten any time of the day in virtually unlimited quantities. You are encouraged to drink large quantities of this soup.

23 oz water

06 large onions

02 green peppers

03 whole tomatoes

1 cabbage

1 bunch celery - add herbs and seasoning as desired.

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This program is highly recommended for women and men above 40 for whom excess weight is especially dangerous. Excess weight for women aggravates arthritis problems and leads to rapid joint decay. Pain and joint deterioration can be lessened by weight loss as weight loss removes the stress on the knee joint. Excess weight is the most critical factor in keeping good health and excess weight is responsible for the most problems including coronary diseases, heart problems, arthritis and cancer among other serious life threatening diseases. Most serious health problems can be avoided by the single function of maintaining an ideal weight. Daily mild exercise of 20 minutes is also essential. Do not tire yourself out, but being regular in your exercise and maintaining an ideal weight goes a long way in ensuring a happy, healthy and long life.

Disclaimer:

This article is published on this website assuming that all the material herein are in the public domain, as the intention of this article is a noble one - to make humans healthy. It's published here with noble intentions. If you find that this article is copyrighted and is not supposed to be published without permission, please let me know by dropping a comment.

Friday, February 29, 2008

INTERVIEW OF WARREN BUFFET

There was a one hour interview on CNBC with Warren Buffet, the second richest man who has donated $31 billion to charity.

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Here are some very interesting aspects of his life:

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1. He bought his first share at age 11 and he now regrets that he started too late!

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2. He bought a small farm at age 14 with savings from delivering newspapers.

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3. He still lives in the same small 3-bedroom house in mid-town Omaha , that he bought after he got married 50 years ago. He says that he has everything he needs in that house. His house does not have a wall or a fence.

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4. He drives his own car everywhere and does not have a driver or security people around him.

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5. He never travels by private jet, although he owns the world's largest private jet company.

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6. His company, Berkshire Hathaway, owns 63 companies. He writes only one letter each year to the CEOs of these companies, giving them goals for the year. He never holds meetings or calls them on a regular basis. He has given his CEO's only two rules. Rule number 1: do not lose any of your share holder's money. Rule number 2: Do not forget rule number 1.

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7. He does not socialize with the high society crowd. His past time after he gets home is to make himself some pop corn and watch Television.

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8. Bill Gates, the world's richest man met him for the first time only 5 years ago. Bill Gates did not think he had anything in common with Warren Buffet. So he had scheduled his meeting only for half hour. But when Gates met him, the meeting lasted for ten hours and Bill Gates became a devotee of Warren Buffet.

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9. Warren Buffet does not carry a cell phone, nor has a computer on his desk.

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His advice to young people :

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"Stay away from credit cards and invest in yourself and Remember :

A. Money doesn't create man but it is the man who created money.

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B. Live your life as simple as you are.

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C. Don't do what others say, just listen to them, but do what makes you feel good.

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D. Don't go on brand name; just wear those things in which you feel comfortable.

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E. Don't waste your money on unnecessary things; just spend on things that you really need.

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F. After all it's your life, then why give others the chance to rule your life."

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Wednesday, February 27, 2008

પુષ્ટિમાર્ગ એટલે...

પુષ્ટિમાર્ગ એટલે...


પુષ્ટિમાર્ગ એટલે કૃપાનો માર્ગ.
કૃપા દ્વારા પ્રભુને પામવાનો માર્ગ.
પુષ્ટિમાર્ગ એ શુધ્ધ પ્રેમલક્ષણા ભક્તિનો માર્ગ છે.
પુષ્ટિમાર્ગ એ આપણા સુખનો માર્ગ નથી પણ ભગવત સુખનો માર્ગ છે.
તત્સુખનો માર્ગ છે.
તત્સુખ એટલે ત્રણેનું સુખ.
શ્રી ઠાકોરજીનું,શ્રી વલ્લભકુળનું અને વૈષ્ણવોનું સુખ.
આ ત્રણેના સુખ માટે આપણાથી બનતું બધું કરી છુંટવું એનું નામ છે પુષ્ટિમાર્ગ.

વૈષ્ણવની વ્યાખ્યા.

વૈષ્ણવની વ્યાખ્યા.


વૈષ્ણવનો પહેલો 'વ' શ્રી વલ્લભનો.
વચ્ચેનો 'ષ્ણ' શ્રી કૃષ્ણનો.
છેલ્લો 'વ' શ્રી વિઠ્ઠલનો.
જેના હ્રદયમાં શ્રી વલ્લભ,શ્રી કૃષ્ણ અને શ્રી વિઠ્ઠલ બિરાજે છે તે વૈષ્ણવ.
'વ' ની ઉપર જે બે માત્રાઓ છે તે સેવા અને સ્મરણ છે.
સેવા અને સ્મરણની છત્રછાયા હોય તો હ્રદયમાં શ્રી વલ્લભ,શ્રી કૃષ્ણ અને શ્રી વિઠ્ઠલનો વાસ હંમેશા રહે છે.

વૈષ્ણવના ચાર કર્તવ્યો.
-ગુણગાન.
-દુ:ખભાવન.
-દિનતા.
-ત્યાગ.

Wedding Rehearsal

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the preacher with an unusual offer.

"Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I'm to promise to "love, honor and cherish" and "forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever," I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that part out." He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied.

It is now the day of the wedding, and the bride and groom have moved to that part of the ceremony where the vows are exchanged. When it comes time for the groom's vows, the preacher looks the young man in the eye and says: "Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life and vow eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?" The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes."

The groom leaned toward the preacher and whispered: "I thought we had a deal."

The preacher put the $100 bill into his hand and whispered back: "She made me a much better offer

સમય

ઉજાસને ખોબામાં ભરતા મને જોઇને,મુઠ્ઠીભર અંધકાર વેરી ગયો સમય.
રણને તરસથી તરફડતું જોઇને,ઝાંઝવાનાં જળ પીરસી ગયો સમય.
ઝાંકળને પંપાળતા તડકાને જોઇને,આકાશ વાદળીયું કરી ગયો સમય.
તારી ને મારી વચ્ચેની ઇમારતને,પળમાં ધરાશયી કરી ગયો સમય.
જિંદગીને દુ:ખના દરિયામાં ડુબોવીને,સુખનો એક અવસર આપી ગયો સમય.
— ઉર્મિ સાગર

Gtalk Quotes

Hi all,

this post is a collection of gtalk quotes that my freinds keep changing ......

to begin with ... I will post some of the quotes i put on my gtalk status

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I don't believe in miracles but that don't mean they don't come true
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when I was born, I was so much surprised that I did not speak for a year and a half :D
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So much to do so little time
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:::::And now the collection from my friends starts:::::
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Avoide hangovers, stay drunk!!!
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Dont drink and drive, you will spill your drink
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Free sms : 160 by two
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Latest block buster "Sare zameen mar, produced by Ambani brothers and directed by USA
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always available for you
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available :P
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Idel
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Not a good time !!
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No one is virgin, life FCUK's everyone
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FCUKING DESIRE
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Busy
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You love a woman, tell her that she is wanted....
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Life is like a coin. You can spend it any way you wish, but you only spend it once
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My mother drew a distinction between achievement and success. She said that 'achievement is the knowledge that you have studied and worked hard and done the best that is in you. Success is being praised by others, and that's nice, too, but not as important or satisfying. Always aim for achievement and forget about success.'
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Winning does not always mean being first, it means you are doing better than you have done before
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Success is a Virtue
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Genius personalities are always LAZY!!!
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I was born smart, education spoiled me
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Believing everyone is dangerous, believing no body is even more dangerous
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I dont have a solutions, but i certainly admire the problem
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if you want something you never had, then do something you never did
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Believe me - the words i say is true, please forgive me if i cant stop loving you
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Dream is not what you see while you sleep, but its what wont let you sleep.....
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Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence....
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I know it all, I just cant remember most of it....
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the goal of life is to live in agreement with nature
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Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, forgot his food, Forgot laughter were called "Saints", But now they are called.. "IT professionals"
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y they need explantion everytime wen they say "i understand u"....
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If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it!!!!
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When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different
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a prduction of product produced by bacterial fermentation of mind is called DIMAG KA DAHI :P... - mihir sangani

For more quotes, click on the Label "Quotes" and you can see the listing of all the quotes on this blog.